{"id":28531,"date":"2024-04-14T09:02:53","date_gmt":"2024-04-14T09:02:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/metachipnft.com\/?p=28531"},"modified":"2024-04-14T09:07:09","modified_gmt":"2024-04-14T09:07:09","slug":"i-used-to-be-quite-the-cheerleader-in-high-school-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/metachipnft.com\/?p=28531","title":{"rendered":"I used to be quite the cheerleader in high school"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><title>I used to be quite the cheerleader in high school<\/title><\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh. That&#8217;s so sweet. If you want, I can tag along and help you psyche up the team with my professional pep stylings. You know&#8230;\u201d Alabama stood on her knees and started to clap in rhythm as she quietly sang, \u201cThat pitch was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I forced out a polite chuckle and quickly scanned my brain for a proper follow-up excuse. \u201cAnd I would love to see that but this is kind of an important practice. Big game tomorrow and I&#8217;m worried the boys will have trouble focusing. Maybe next time for sure, though.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I smiled down at her and casually turned to grab a pair of jeans out of my dresser while peeling my a&#8217;s cold palm as tactfully as possible. I didn&#8217;t want to hurt her feelings, but my macabre memories of the night before were still coming back in fractured bits and pieces and I was worried that if I didn&#8217;t get away from this girl soon, I was going to lose it.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, as soon as I started to pull on my clothes, Alabama quickly followed suit. Once she was dressed and had collected her purse, strap-on, etc., I walked her out of my complex and followed her down the block to where Alabama had parked her car the night before.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I forced a pleasant smile as we said our goodbyes and exchanged <a href=\"https:\/\/kissbrides.com\/fi\/blogi\/kanadalaiset-naiset-vs-amerikkalaiset-naiset\/\">romantiikkaa matkat usa<\/a> a quick kiss. Then she slid in behind the wheel and gave me a wave as she started to shut the driver&#8217;s side door. I returned the wave, sure that I was finally in the clear, when Alabama suddenly pushed the door back open and said, \u201cWhat are you up to later tonight?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUm&#8230;\u201d Now, I&#8217;m not the kind of snob who snubs a beautiful girl just because she wants to hang out with me two days in a row, but there was a lot I still needed to process and at that present moment I really wasn&#8217;t feeling much of a hurry to hang out with Alabama anytime soon. I hesitated for a beat as I considered the proper response and then finally settled on, \u201cNot sure. Call me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her face lit up as she smiled and it was almost enough to make me feel guilty for how weird I was being. Alabama responded with a wink as she looked up at me and said, \u201cI&#8217;ll do that.\u201d<\/p>\n<h2>Of course, as with most interactions between hormonal teens of opposing genders, our bond began with a misguided attempt at having sex<\/h2>\n<p>With one last extremely girly wave, she finally shut her door and started the car. I watched Alabama drive off as an immense sense of relief washed over me. I justified the feeling by telling myself that none of it was my fault. The evening had started out great but I wasn&#8217;t the one that tricked me into eating strange drugs and then attempted to fuck my ass with a strap-on.<\/p>\n<h2>As you know, my sexiness can be quite the distraction,\u201d Alabama said as she reached out and placed a hand on my flaccid penis<\/h2>\n<p>Of course, that thing about having to be at baseball practice was a complete lie (I didn&#8217;t even have a nephew). Still, I didn&#8217;t want to be at my place; not while last night was still so fresh in my mind. It was too early to start drinking, even by New Orleanian standards, so I called up my friend Elisha and asked her to meet me for coffee.<\/p>\n<p>Elisha and I had attended the same fine-arts high school and have been friends ever since we were both pretentious 15-year-olds peddling our awful free-verse poetry at the weekly Creative Writing workshops.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to be quite the cheerleader in high school \u201cOh. 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